Cross Neck Koala Hoodies
Here it is! The hoodie you might not want to ever take off.
I got myself one - without the print obviously - and can't get it off.
I'm worried my neck will be cold and sad.
These things are next level cosy. One of these 330gsm heavyweight hoodies will be your best mate this winter (and beyond for that festival campfire situation).
The best bit is that they have a cuddly cross over neck which apart from keeping you extra toasty, does a great job of catching beard-dandruff and wayward chips*.
They also have a kangaroo pouch pocket with a headphone hole, and even have hidden headphone loops! I know!
Oh wait, the second best bit, they also have thumb holes in the cuffs to stop the cheeky chills getting in.
Unfortunately apart from a couple in beige, the manufacturer has no Small sizes until April.
*chips not included.